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Top Five Thanksgiving Movies of All Time: 1
1. Planes, Trains, and Automobilies (1987) – Possibly Steve Martin’s best performance and definitely John Candy’s. That’s two of the ten best comedic actors ever at the absolute top of their game. This is why you can’t be mad at them for The Pink Panther 2 or Wagons East.
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Michael Madsen: Nowhere Near as Evil as Thane Economou
A few days ago, one of my colleagues, the despicable Thane Economou, wrote an article not only condemning the greatest actor of our generation (Michael Madsen), he personally attacked this esteemed reporter here. You see, Mr Economou, we live now in a new era. No longer do we live in ...
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The Muppets Sing Boehemian Rhapsody With Adam Lambert
I can't believe The Muppets went all Adam Lambert style for that one frame.
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Top Five Thanksgiving Movies of All Time: 2
2. Home Alone (1990) – It’s a Christmas movie that became a Thanksgiving movie because they play it every year. It’s entertaining to watch this movie and think that the star of the film was sharing a bed with Michael Jackson. It’s especially entertaining if you consider Joe Pesci doing ...
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Top Five Thanksgiving Movies of All Time: 3
3. Home For The Holidays (1995) – Aside from being set in the greatest city in America, HFTH is a realistic as hell depiction of anyone going back from wence they came. Holly Hunter is all well and good, but the real show is Anne Bancroft and Robert Downey Jr. ...
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A Damnation To Michael Madsen
Last week, Michael Madsen physically assaulted National Lampoon reporter Matt Zaller during an interview where Zaller accidentally referred to Madsen as retarded. An honest mistake that was severely punished. This act of violence was met by praise from the liberal media, in the form of ...
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Top Five Thanksgiving Movies of All Time: 5/4
This week, the Zaz is getting in with the turkey stuffed coma and rattling off the top five movies you should be watching instead of watching the Lions get massacred this Thursday. 5. Tadpole (2002): A 15-year old kid returns home for Thanksgiving intent on nailing his stepmother. This is not ...
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Just Coming Right Out and Saying It… Twilight Kid Creeps Me Out (The Repost!)
(Re-posting in honor of New Moon coming out today) Robert Pattinson creeps me the hell out. I haven't even seen his vampire movie. All I know him as is the kid who died in the Goblet of Fire and the guy who takes creepy photos. Look at the ...
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An Ode to Michael Madsen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWZdQHYVs9E&feature;=player_embedded Sing, goddess, the anger of Mad’s son Michael And its devastation, which put pain thousandfold upon Zaller and his Zaz. What was it then set them together in bitter collision? The sad sombrero, or the menacing ...
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Byrd Is The Word
Picturing Senator Byrd surfing... nude. Happy Birthday and thanks for helping to warn Boston about the Brits. *** I give good beak.
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I Accidentally Called Michael Madsen a Retard. On Camera.
Michael Madsen has a new film out called HIRED GUN (Directed by Brad Jurjens). And when he agreed to sit down for an "offbeat" interview with me, I don't think he realized that I was going to be joking around, trying to get a reaction out of him. In a ...
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2012: The Almost End of The World Interviews
John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and Director Roland Emmerich participate in an open and candid forum about the potential end of the world, and their new film 2012. The meandering of the forum ushered in topics such as Vicodin, dehydrated food pills, Elephants, The Queen of England, ...
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Good Advice
Always know your predators. Bald. Mustache. Texan. Uneducated, yet still called a doctor.
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Various Painful Things Compared To Loud Music as I try To Sleep
There are drunk people playing a synthesizer in the other room and it sounds like someone scrambling a metal device around in my brain. The keyboard goes from a generic, midi-format polka to what could only be described as ambient sound-noodling. (Ok, so, in reality, I can come up with ...
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How to Deal With A Heckler
Things turn sour for this guy (well, they started sour when he brought the guitar onstage) and he...reacts. Some would say 'over.' Best line is the very end, as to whether his actions were necessary. Hey, crazy guy with the guitar: there's only one master.
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2012: The Almost End of The World Interviews
John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and Director Roland Emmerich participate in an open and candid forum about the potential end of the world, and their new film 2012. The meandering of the forum ushered in topics such as Vicodin, dehydrated food pills, Elephants, The Queen of England, ...
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“The President Of The United States Probably Pees Sitting Down”
By: Eddie "Cube" Rawls (Via BuzzFeed) Finally, a preacher brave enough to tackle a problem cursing the body politic, our moral fabric, President Obama, and indeed, urinals caked on walls across the universe... peeing sitting down. Sarah Palin set to agree on Facebook.
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Shock and Awe
Hundreds of fans stormed out of a Britney Spears performance in Perth, Australia, angered that the popstar was lip-syncing. In other news, LA Kings fans left the Staples Center because it was too cold.
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Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.
Sometimes, you just have to accept these things as the truth.
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Ode to Jersey
1 comment op “Ode to Jersey” cube said: ( Friday 06 November, 2009 ) Florida wins on this one. Is everyone from Jersey the bastard offspring of Bon Jovi? Post a comment. Name (required) E-mail (required - will not be displayed on the website) Website Comment:
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