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Tonight's our last date, hottie.
Don't cry, but Jessie's realm as Lifetime's Hottest TV host is coming to a close. Oh, and the women whose lives we've all become so emotionally invested in? They're about to wrap up their 120-day weight loss mission AND complete their first triathlon. What ...
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This week on Twats with Fake Tits, we learn more about the new Ho and say goodbye to an old one. Crackie is her usual sweet natured self and the other two let their jealousy and body image issues hang out for all the world to see. Oh, almost forgot about Gretchen. She goes to Scottsdale where ...
Celebrities
The Real Housewives of Orange County
David Slade
Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results , Elton loses some weight, Donny freaks out on Marie, and Leona Lewis' nostrils get star treatment.
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Dancing With The Stars
Leona Lewis
Start spreading the news, scaly skinned lizards are hitting the streets of Manhattan. What? No this isn't a recap for Real Housewives of New York , we're talking about V so make the jump and see what shenanigans space lizards can get into.
Good lizards
Bad lizards
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Real Housewives of New York
Welcome back Gasmii!
Sorry my recap is a bit late, it's been quite a busy week. You know, trying to get
everything finished before Thanksgiving and whatnot. Anywhoot, this week's Gossip Girl is all about the romance; we see the aftermath of the Dandessaduff threesome, Jenny gets a new love ...
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Gossip Girl
Lady GaGa
This week on The Biggest Loser , we are down to our final six! And the presence of one happy, fashion-forward man makes up for all the pain I have that Liz is still with us.
Ahhh! A vision in grey!
Celebrities
The Biggest Loser
This week, on Survivor : Shambo continues to find new and interesting ways to make me hate her; Russell would be pretty cool, if he would just stop talking so much; and John decides to grow a brain all of a sudden.
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Guess who LOVES winning!
Well here we are after just having watched Irina be crowned the winner of Project Runway Season 6. Before her parents even came onstage crying everyone knew that this means Kalyn also wins for accidentally ending up as Irina's final model - her "muse model" as ...
Celebrities
Models of the Runway
Project Runway
Muse
What part of the world are we off to investigate tonight, based on only the narrowest of clues? Will it be a game of bridge or Duck, Duck, Goose that tonight decides the fate of the world? And will suicide again prove to be the answer? Find out on another episode of FlashForward!
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FlashForward
Flash Forward
Tonight two more dancers are cut from the competition, Nigel decides to lecture US on the definition of America's Favorite Dancer , and we visit the best museum ever!
Doncha just love culture?
This! Is So You Think You Can Dance ( dance........dance )!
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So You Think You Can Dance
Night at the Museum
This week on Dancing With The Stars: we are forced to find a way to go on after the sudden departure of Meth Face and Svetlana, who were the couple kicked off last week.
Now even ABC is setting me up with the crackhead jokes. I love it.
Celebrities
Dancing With The Stars
Finale time, everyone! Forget Edward and Jacob -- are you Team BEN or Team Laura?
Or Team Wet Bikini Orgy?
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Orgy
America's Next Top Model
Hola, Gasmii! For all of you who were kind enough to share the origin of why Johnny Bananas is called Johnny Bananas in last week's comments, I thank you. And curse you, just a little bit. It's yet another image I will have to have surgically scraped from my frontal lobe.
Speaking of ...
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The Ruins
The Real World
This week on The Shitty: Whit goes on a bad blind date with a d-bag; Roxy fights with another d-bag; Kelly has to call Whit out on her crap again; and Olivia and Erin don't get along. Did you guys know that? That they don't get along? News to me. Also, for reasons I can neither explain nor ...
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The City
MTV
Hi Gasmii--
If you've watched three minutes of anything on The CW in the last month, you know this is the MP episode featuring 90's vixen Heather Locklear reprising her camp-classic role as villainous blonde Amanda Woodward . Having never seen the original series, I can't wax nostalgic ...
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Melrose Place
Heather Locklear
Previously on Heroes: Remember me? I used to do long voiceovers about destiny at the beginning of every episode. Now I just do the "Previously on Heroes" bit. Ever since I made the mistake of shaving my stubble off that one time, I've been trying to work my way out of Kring's doghouse. He told ...
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Heroes
This week we learn that Lava is psycho, Just Right is boring, one of the girls smashed a homie (again) and the producers of the show always highlight the women who will be eliminated at the top of the show. Who smashed a homie you ask? I'll give you one hint: It's the celibate one.
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Ray J
In a dramatic voiceover Cat tells us that thousands auditioned, hundreds (or one hundred and fifty two) moved on to Vegas, but only twenty got to appear on the crappy new stage (twenty one if you count Brandon Dumlao, which I guess they're not doing).
We are down to fourteen, and ...
