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American Idol: The Feat of the Fetus
American Idol: The Feat of the Fetus
Last week on American Idol , Paula had me rolling on the floor until I was bruised on the inside and out. Goddamit, it was worth it. And I am telling you I'm not goin, bitch!
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mjsbigblog — ... is lowered from the ceiling with his usual “please give me a fucking break I have like ten jobs and need a nap” face, but I can’t hear what he’s saying because I am confused. Did he get bigger? Hmmm. Must be that skinny tie. Nice work. It’s like when fat dudes wear the JWahl beard to try and make it look like they have a jawline instead of just one giant face. Glad I got that off my chest. Let’s get the show on the road, shall we? TV Gasm American Idol Ah The Power Of Cheese On the boy ...

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