theblemish.com - 5/22/2008
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Last night, to what seemed like very little fanfare, David Cook won American Idol beating out David Archuleta and those other contestants. Good news for the producers who, according to MSNBC, were hoping Cook would win because he’s more “manageable.” Allegedly, David Archuleta’s dad is another Joe Simpson (read: overbearing, horny know-it-all).
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