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Ryan Seacrest gets bitten by a shark, survives to produce more crappy shows
Cele|bitchy —
... find. It was like finding a splinter!”
Although he said he was “in pain,” the American Idol co-host wasn’t hurt too badly, as he still went on the air to blab about it. (”I need to take an Advil!” he yelped.)
But he’s bitter.
Asked by his radio co-host if anyone else got bit, Seacrest lamented: “No, just me, of course! There were like 1,000 people in the ocean, and I get bit by the shark!”
[From Us Weekly]
Maybe it was hard to find that shark tooth lodged in his little ...
Shark Attacks Ryan Seacrest!!
BricksAndStonesGossip.com —
... Seacrest, 33, said the shark’s tooth “wasn’t a great thing to find. It was like finding a splinter!” Although he said he was “in pain,” he wasn’t hurt too badly, as he still went on the air to blab about it. “I need to take an Advil!” he yelped. Asked by his radio co-host if anyone else got bit, Seacrest lamented: “No, just me, of course! There were like 1,000 people in the ocean, and I get bit by the shark!”
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Ryan Seacrest: “I Was Bit by a Shark!”
In Case You Didn't Know —
... was like finding a splinter!”
Although he said he was “in pain,” the American Idol co-host wasn’t hurt too badly, as he still went on the air to blab about it. (”I need to take an Advil!” he yelped.)
But he’s bitter.
Asked by his radio co-host if anyone else got bit, Seacrest lamented: “No, just me, of course! There were like 1,000 people in the ocean, and I get bit by the shark!”
Source ...
Ryan Seacrest Bit by a Shark Tragically Survives
Evil Beet Gossip —
... I’m going to leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine where the commas go in the above header. Ryan Seacrest got bit by a shark while swimming in the ocean this weekend. “He took a bite, and he left,” said Ryan on his radio show this morning. He said he later found one of the shark’s teeth in him. “It was like finding a splinter!” You know this is all a total cover-up. Ryan’s sex party got a little out-of-hand Saturday night, and he needed to explain away the strange bite marks. And he didn’t find a shark tooth inside him so much as a giant penis, probably. This ...
Us Weekly Offers Correction to Previous 'Ryan Seacrest Not Bit By Shark' Story [Headlines]
Gawker —
... OK, not really, but hah! "I thought it was a stick," the befrosted American Idol host said. "I wasn't sure what had happened." Motorcycles are attacking Lindsay! Alcohol is sneaking its way into Shia LaBeouf's bloodstream and forcing his hand to turn the ignition key! And now Seacrest is being eaten by wild animals. I take it back! News is not slow! [Us] ...
Ryan Seacrest gets bitten by a shark, survives to produce more crappy shows
Oh No They Didn't! —
... Asked by his radio co-host if anyone else got bit, Seacrest lamented: "No, just me, of course! There were like 1,000 people in the ocean, and I get bit by the shark!" Source Douchebag:1 Shark:0 ...
When Animals Attack Celebrities: 6 Harrowing Tales [Listicle]
Gawker —
... Clearly mistaken for some sort of jewel-encrusted seahorse, Dick Clark impersonator Seacrest was nibbled on by a shark over the weekend. Though state and federal agencies, including the FBI, DEA, ATF, CIA, NSA and BET, are on the hunt for the creature, speculation that it was simply Dunkleman wearing a snorkeling hose has not yet been disproven. ...
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That Shark Is Dead To Me
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid —
... shark's tooth was like " finding a splinter." If Gaycrest was indeed bit by a shark, that shark needs to turn in his resignation and retire. I am embarrassed for him and I'm sure all his shark friends gave him the side-eye for that pussy bite he gave Gaycrest. He's a catfish, not a shark! Let's be real, Gaycrest wasn't in the ocean, he was in his bedroom. It wasn't a shark, it was a gerbil. He should call up Richard Gere and ask him what's the best way to calm down a grouchy gerbil. Source
Idol Headlines For 7/29/08
mjsbigblog —
... ocean over the weekend when, he said, “I was bit by a shark!”
He said he was “about eight feet out” when he felt something swim by him. “I thought it was a stick,” he said. “I wasn’t sure what had happened.” Then, he said, “I saw it swim! He took a bite, and he left.”
Seacrest, 33, said the shark’s tooth “wasn’t a great thing to find. It was like finding a splinter!”
US Magazine
Up Close With The American Idols - Chikezie ...
Ryan Seacrest Bit By a Shark
MSN TV Blog —
... Holy Shark Week! This isn't a joke - during his radio show yesterday Ryan Seacrest told the world that Jaws went after him while he was swimming in the Pacific: ...
Ryan Seacrest bitten by a shark
reality blurred —
... ), and Us Weekly quotes key parts: "I thought it was a stick. I wasn't sure what had happened," Ryan said. "He took a bite, and he left." The shark left a tooth behind, although it's not clear in what part of his body it remained. "It was like finding a splinter," Ryan said. ...
PopWatch Quiz: Ryan Seacrest's shark attack
PopWatch —
... Which is the most shocking detail of this "Ryan Seacrest: "I Was Bit by a Shark!" news brief?
a) Bad grammar (bitten, Ryan, bitten! SJP would be horrified) b) All signs point to Ryan Seacrest probably getting his hair wet c) Article likely originally conceived as straight-up Advil ad (Naturally, Seacrest mentioned the need for the brand-name analgesic while describing the incident on his morning radio show) d) Bite not incurred on a Manhattan-based Shark Week buggy
(Seacrest is okay, by the way. "It was like ...
Sugar Bits — Amy Winehouse Rushed to the Hospital
PopSugar —
... Ryan Seacrest was bit by a small shark while swimming off the coast of California this weekend. Thankfully, Ryan was fine, though the shark did leave one of its teeth behind where it bit. — Us Weekly ...
Ryan Seacrest Bit By A Shark
Backseat Cuddler —
... Ryan Seacrest thought he would have an enjoyable day at the beach this weekend, but his plans soon changed. He said yesterday on his radio show that he was bit by shark! He said he was about eight feet out in the water when he felt something swim by him.“I thought it was a stick,” he said. “I wasn’t sure what had happened…I saw it swim! He took a bite, and he left.” The shark left behind a tooth and he said it was like removing a splinter in his skin. And even though he went back to work the next day he had some pain killers to help him with the pain. I think this all has ...
Ryan Seacrest is shark bait
Celebrity Gossip by Celebridiot —
... was that a friendly shark wanted to meet the work-a-holic television and radio personality. What happened next was not exactly like Jaws, but better than getting pissed on after a jelly fish stings you.
He said he was “about eight feet out” when he felt something swim by him. “I thought it was a stick,” he said. “I wasn’t sure what had happened.” Then, he said, “I saw it swim! He took a bite, and he left.”
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Ryan eve said that he found a tooth in the bite so at ...
