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I MISS WILLIAM HUNG
What Would Tyler Durden Do —
Last nights "American Idol" premiere had the usual collection of retards trying to be funny and failing miserably. Us magazine says these were the three worst auditions (other two here), but the only one with William Hungs showmanship and star quality is the Star Wars chick. She even does a wookie impression. Why? Because her life is fantastic.
The Philly Freak Show
American Idol - I'm the One That You Want —
Ah, it must be winter. How can you tell? The freak show has come to town ... well at least on TV. And when it comes to freak shows, who does it better than the "American Idol" auditions? Oh, yes, there are a scant few actual singers we are shown on the audition shows, but Nigel Lythgoe, Ken Warwick et al, have made the auditions more about the memorable weirdos than about the singers we're going to spend the better part of the next five months with, both on TV and in every other form of media on earth. On the season premiere -- the Philadelphia auditions -- the freaks ruled. There were so many freaks -- scary freaks, sad freaks, funny freaks, ...
THE BEST OF THE WORST
Faded Youth Blog —
Season 7 of American Idol kicked off last night in Philadelphia, and to no surprise, the auditions were hideous!
From the Paula Abdul stalker who had to be escorted out to the caped Don’t Cha singer who waxed his entire body to impress the judges, ...
American Idol's Alexis Cohen, Christina Tolisano, James Lewis and Paul Marturano
Socialite Life —
If you somehow missed the four tragedies that graced the "American Idol" audition room last night, here ya go.
The Worst of American Idol from Last Night
TEN Gossip —
Season 7 of American Idol kicked off last night…there was a lot of good singers and a lot of bad….here are the worse!
Paul Marturano, 32, wrote his own ditty for judge Paula Abdul — before being escorted out by security:
Star Wars addict Christina Tolisano, 24, sang “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me” (the Roger Daltrey version):
Ben Haar, 24 — who waxed his entire body mid-show to impress the judges — performed “Don’t Cha” by the Pussycat Dolls:
What did you ...
American Idol 7: The Best of the Worst!
Backseat Cuddler —
Wasn’t last night fun? Well, for the people who aren’t fawning over Kristy Lee Cook , here are the entertaining tidbits from last night’s American Idol premiere. Alexis Cohen . The glittery gal was one mad b*tch! And really, I can’t blame her. It’s not like she didn’t tell them she sang like Janis Joplin, and the judges were impressed with the name, but when she actually belted out Janis Joplin -like vocals, she was dismissed. I have had this discussion with people before that if Janis Joplin ever walked onto Idol, she’d be laughed out of the whole place, and then they would make fun of her for being unattractive. Alexis even stopped by a cousin site ...
Worst Performances On American Idol Last Night
Crazy Days and Nights —
I didn't watch American Idol so I am going by people who told me these were the absolute worst. If any of you are readers of the site, feel free to rebut. No, rebut doesn't mean the same thing on here as it does when you are hanging out alone with Ryan Seacrest. ...
Babblinks
Gabby Babble —
Janet Jackson's "Discipline" cover - hot or not? - The Evil Beet Bai Ling flashing her goodies again (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Upclose and personal with Jordan's new boobs - Seriously? OMG! WTF? Naomi Campbell & Hugo Chavez dating? - Holy Candy First photos of Nicole Richie's baby - Bitten and Bound Find out how to make an easy $200...ok, maybe not-so-easy - Daily Stab At least Britney's nips are alert since she's not - Pop on the ...
